Friday, December 21, 2012

Goodbye cruel world.

Ok so today is end of the world day and since im not exactly sure when or where im gonna be when the bell tolls im gonna type some predictions that i hope come true if there is a 2013. The Superbowl in New orleans involves 2 teams not involving brady rodgers or manning we need new blood in the big game. Alabama and Notre Dame end in a scoreless unresolvable tie and Sabin and kelly have a fistfight at midfield over the BCS trophy. I dont hear the phrase bracket buster or bubble team before the NCAA basketball tourney in march. Phelps and Billas get colds before the tourney starts and are forced to mail in cardboard cut outs of themselves to ESPN. Rumor has it that the cutouts will make better predictions and sense than the real dopes. Daily spring training updates get interuppted everytime ESPN starts kissing Red Sox ass. The Cubs dont really do anything. The sport of hockey completely dissapears from the face of the Earth never to be seen again. Canada will be sad. Every college football coach will either quit or be fired over the summer and noone will notice. The Dodgers will end the season 162-0 and tommy Lasorda will still be pissed. I will spend 12 hours trying to predict who will win every game in all sports except Golf and will be wrong. Well if thats the last thing i ever do is ignore golf my life didnt turn out so bad.

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