Golf nerdism.

The  United States championship of Golf started today and im mildly interested. All of the golf fanatics are predicting the winner and are hoping that all the putt putt Gods will keep the course dry so Eldrick can make a mad dash and get a step closer to golf immortality. There seem to be a group of psedo players and fans that i call GOLF NERDS. You might be a Golf nerd if : You know certain golf holes on courses that arent considered one of the 4 major tournaments. You might be a GN if you follow an entire season on the PGA tour and remember the winners of each tournament in order. You might be a GN if you know personal information regarding the family or relatives of your favorite golf pro. You might be a GN if you race home from your job to watch the Golf channel to get golf tips from some club Pro whos name sounds vaguely fimiliar. Theres only one cure for Golf nerdism: Do not tell me about your ambition to shoot 80 on the local muni or that golf is a sport because ill be too busy watching NBA basketball and the Stanley Cup finals.